You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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