hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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