I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just had sex bonerless
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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