what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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