Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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