so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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