Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
