So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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