god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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