Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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