sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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