i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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