Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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