I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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