as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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