Soap is not a condiment
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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