i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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