plz talk dirty to me
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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