is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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