Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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