I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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