Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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