You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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