I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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