im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
