omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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