first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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