: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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