you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i've created a new STD.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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