Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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