She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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