ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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