Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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