She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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