i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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