I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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