Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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