Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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