i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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