Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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