Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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