dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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