I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There's always time for handjobs
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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