What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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