apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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