I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny