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• (951): View more from California

  Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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• (914): View more from New York

  After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.

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• (714): View more from California

  Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS

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