There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You pole danced in your parka.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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