I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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