The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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