Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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