Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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