nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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